THE LONDON COMEDY COURSE train over 300 comics a year and use headline comics who play venues such as 'Jongleurs' as tutors.  5* rated for the past three years by

All courses are aimed at the beginner and range from 3 hour taster sessions to 6 week Monday evening courses with a showcase at the end.

Recent students have won numerous competitions including LOADED magazine  comic of the year.   Great thing to try for fun, for a hobby or as many of our students found a new source of income and career.

We are happy that THE LONDON COMEDY COURSE have been based in our venue for it's 5th  year now.

See   for full info    PRICES FROM £45

Turkina Productions present  part of BLACK HISTORY MONTH

Tues 24th to Sat 28th Oct      £12      8pm

BATTLING LEWISHAM  by Andy Rothery   

A senior police officer responsible for co-ordinating the policing on the ground during the Battle of Lewisham in the 1970's is forced to confront his own values and attitude to race.  Written by local writer Andy Rothery

Box office 0208 694 1888 or book online here


Sunday 5th Nov 11am to 2pm £45  (members £25)


Join us for a three hour stand up comedy taster session run bt THE LONDON COMEDY COURSE and taught by headline comics.  You will learn joke writing skills, performance skills and build confidence in a relaxed and friendly setting.   No previous experience needed.   Over 18 only

Sat 4th &Sun 5th Nov    

8pm Sat  & 3pm & 6pm Sunday  £10.50  (members £5)

South London Players present   (Amateur Dramatic production)


The story of a plot of land in Deptford and its change of use from Roman times up to the present HIPSTER generation.  A great history of Deptford performed in playlettes showing 8 periods in local history and devised by members of this local amateur dramatic club

To book call 0208 694 1888 or book online HERE


13th to 26th Nov   

Come and put your play / dance / comedy or film on for one night with theatre hire rates from £20 and you take all the box office money over this two weeks. 


Sun 26th Nov  4.30pm



Russian Dreams present supported by THE RUSSIAN NATIONAL TOURIST BOARD

Fri 1st to Sun 3rd Dec 8pm (5pm Sun)    £12.50    (members £5)


In 1905, the Grand Duke Sergei Alexandrovich, the uncle of the last Russian Czar Nicholas II, was  assassinated by terrorists: a group of Russian Socialist-Revolutionaries. The Just is based on this true story described in Memoirs of a Terrorist by Boris Savinkov (“Kaliayev ” in the play).


Sun 10th Dec (External event we run)  10am to 4pm


BEXLEYHEATH ACADEMY, Graham Road Entrance, Bexleyheath, Kent, DA6  7EG

Fun for all the family, 20 fully scenic model railways, lots of trade stands, model demos. One of the Largest model railway shows in the South East with gauges from T to O gauge.    Pre booked tickets avilable.   Free onsite parking and bus 89 direct from Lewisham stop outside.   Venue is behind ASDA in central Bexleyheath. 

Tickets  Adults £6 (£4.95 if pre booked)   Child 3 to 16 and OAP over 60  £5 (£3.95 if pre booked)    Family  £15 up to 2 adults and 2 children  (£12 if pre booked)  

Box Office  0208 694 1888 or buy online HERE


Turkina Productions

Tues 12th to Sat 16th Dec      8pm    £12 (members £5)

The House of Bernarda Alba by Lorca

Upon her second husband's death, domineering matriarch Bernarda Alba imposes an eight-year mourning period on her household in accordance with her family tradition. Bernarda has five daughters, aged between 20 and 39, whom she has controlled inexorably and prohibited from any form of relationship.


Sat 16th & Sun 17th Dec   1pm - 6pm  £49  (2 day course)


Did you know our training centre is a well known casting suite for theatre and film productions and used by many companies to find actors/performers each week

Did you know that a number of our  students with no previous acting skills have been cast in professional theatre, film and TV productions as they have been spotted by our casting director while in training. 

We have decided to do a special 2 day intense course which will give you the skills to  act and do well at castings for both theatre and TV.

Past students last year have had professional lead roles in Miss Julie, Lolita and a Kids show at the Stag Theatre in Sevenoaks.  

Course Covers

* You will given two Shakespeare speeches working with our theatre director and casting director for 'Shakespeare in the Park' (one comical and one serious) to get you to performance and drama school audition standard.

*You will learn one modern speech and perform various scenes both scripted and improvised from plays.

*You will perform a scene from a well known Chekhov play and scenes from a 'Brechtian' style play

*  You will learn to act and sight read to the camera

* Basic stage fighting skills

*You will work on voice and accents.

* You will look at skills needed for panto, late 19th century plays and easy ways to learn lines and team acting exercises.

This course is aimed at the beginner  to acting although useful for actors wishing to get into acting and also a chance to be seen for castings

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