THE LONDON COMEDY COURSE train over 300 comics a year and use headline comics who play venues such as 'Jongleurs' as tutors.  5* rated for the past three years by

All courses are aimed at the beginner and range from 3 hour taster sessions to 6 week Monday evening courses with a showcase at the end.

Recent students have won numerous competitions including LOADED magazine  comic of the year.   Great thing to try for fun, for a hobby or as many of our students found a new source of income and career.

We are happy that THE LONDON COMEDY COURSE have been based in our venue for it's 5th  year now.

See   for full info    PRICES FROM £4


This weekend we have a two day comedy course for £110 and you will be performing at our comedy club on Tuesday  

Perfect gift for the funny person in your life!



The London Theatre would like to make you aware that the visiting company performing 'Divine Image' are doing so in our opinion, as a rehearsed reading with scripts in hand.  Our Theatre was only made aware of this at the first performance. 

Tues 3rd & Weds 4th May          8pm  £15  (ENGLISH VERSION)

DIVINE IMAGE : dialogues about Theatre and Love between Luigi P. and Marta A

then Thurs 5th to Sunday 8th May  8pm (Sun 5pm)   £15

Performed in ITALIAN

ID&A Italian Drama & Arts

Divina Immagine:

dialoghi su Teatro e Amore tra Luigi P. e Marta A.

This production is performed as a rehearsed script in hand performance

BOOK TICKETS direct with visiting company HERE 


Tues 10th May

NEW CROSS COMEDY CLUB   8pm £10 (Members £3)

Great night of live comedy with MC Jonny Emmett

Tickets via box office on 0208 694 1888 or online Here

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Tues 24th to Sunday 29th May   8pm  (Sun 5pm) £13.20

Venturewolf present

CYMBELINE  by William Shakespeare

A family feud. A marriage in jeopardy. A kingdom on the brink. When Imogen defies her father Cymbeline, the King of Britain, and marries the poor Posthumus, the Kingdom in thrown into turmoil. Cast adrift in a dangerous world with violence lurking on every corner, can Imogen survive the machinations of a scheming seducer, a wicked queen and an invading army to reunite her fractured family? Venture Wolf's high-octane version of Shakespeare's rarely performed romance comes to The London Theatre, May 2016.

Tickets via external agents only

Over 18 only


Tues 31st May    8pm   Tickets £8.80


It's New Years Eve and Nina's having a party. She's young, in love and has no idea what she's doing. Whilst getting ready she worries about her missing boyfriend, what to wear and if everything's ever's going to work out. It’s about being a young woman and slightly lost - a play about sex, dreams and older men.

Laika Lost in Space first premiered in Sweden in 2015 and is now coming to London following it’s sold out run in Stockholm.

Written by and starring Jonna Blode Hanno
Directed by Sanna Persson Sannerholm

Tickets via external agent


Thursday 2nd June   7pm - 11pm FREE EVENT


Great social night for the Alt community.  

What is a Munch? see


Friday 3rd June  8pm  £5.50


Paul McMullan has made some mistakes. This is his story, all about having no job, no home and two children to support. After developing an alcohol addiction Paul found himself having to make a decision, sort himself out or risk losing his kids. Alcopop is a hilarious and inspirational show from one of UK comedy's best natural storytellers offering a refreshingly honest look at hitting rock bottom and bouncing back. 

Excellent support from Cornish funnyman Matt Price

Tickets from external agent


Sat 4th June 3pm to 6pm   £45  (£25 members)

LEARN STAND UP COMEDY - 3 hour taster session

Perfect gift for the funny person in your life.  Course is aimed at the novice and taught by headline comics

Over 18 only  see


Sat 4th June   from 7pm  (Free Event)


Calling all those who went to Roan boys and Girls School in the 80's, come and meet up again after 30 years. 

Chat, dance and drink and live the memories of the time at both buildings in Greenwich & Blackheath.

Free event, 7pm to late. All Welcome


Tues 7th to Sun 14th June   8pm   (Sun 5pm)  £11


With the 2020 Election looming, the UK is at war with the Saudi Alliance and facing domestic upheaval. Four very different post-grads explore their identities, personal values and hopes for society in this near-future dystopian satire.

Tickets via external agent


Tues 14th to Sun 19th June    8pm (Sun 5pm)  £11

BRITISH by John Whyte

One man fleeing from a country torn apart by war, one man living in a world surrounded by change and one man angry at the reality he won't face. Dominating the headlines of 2016 is the topic of immigration, should Britain feel compelled to help the crisis or can it turn a blind eye? This  play shows three different sides of the immigration debate; the refugee, the working class man, and a member of high society. The play highlights the realities that aren’t covered enough in the daily news cycle and asks the question; what is it to be British?

Tickets via external agency


Sat 25th June to Tues 28th June   8pm (Sun 5pm)    £10.50   (members £5)

JOY DIVISION - The Nazi Sex Slave story

Warning: Contains text of a sensitive nature.

 In the 70s and early 80s, the well-known Manchester band, Joy Division, took their name from events had nothing to do with joy. The name comes from forced labour camps in Nazi Germany. In these camps, thousands of young women, Polish Catholic mostly were used as sex slaves for German officers before they went to fight on the Russian front. They were also used by German guards in a odd logic that by providing a pretty women, it would stop the male camp gaurds having any sexual urges towards the male Jewish and homosexual inmates. Many of these girls shared the same hatred of the Jews as the Nazi's, as they saw them as just having to wait on tables or just clean, not knowing what was really happening in other camps.

These young girls, known as ‘Feld Hure’ (Field Whores), underwent daily ‘enjoyment duty’ where three bad reports were met with brutal levels of punishment. The question is, in such dire circumstances, do humans take solace in the companionship of others suffering the same fate? Or does an individual’s supposed submission give them greater dominance and a longer shelf life? We then see the same girls in a brothel today


 Sat 2nd July - Sun 3rd July noon to - 6pm Sat  & noon to 3pm Sun


Did you know our training centre is a well known casting suite for theatre and film productions and used by many companies to find actors/performers each week

Did you know that a number of our  students with no previous acting skills have been cast in professional theatre, film and TV productions as they have been spotted by our casting director while in training. 

We have decided to do a special 2 day intense course which not only will give you the skills to  act and do well at castings for both theatre and TV.

To book and more information click HERE 



Sunday 10th July 10am to 4pm


organised and run by The London Theatre

The London Theatre run one of the largest Model Railway shows in Kent and each year it gets bigger and better!  20 Scenic fully working layouts, lots of trade stands and high quality refreshments plus FREE PARKING and only 800 yards from Sevenoaks BR  (Direct trains from NEW CROSS). 

Full details at


Weds 12th & Thurs 13th Oct 8pm  £11

Second Impression Theatre present

A DIRTY GET-AWAY!  by David Weedall

Stranded by severe snowstorms, three identically dressed strangers disturb the rural calm of a young woman living in a remote Sussex cottage.  Who are these weird visitors? What exactly are they looking for? As news reports reveal more about their identities, this farcical comedy untangles a web of confusion whilst creating even more! Award Winning Second Impression Theatre present their 21st consecutive premier direct from The Brighton Fringe with a cast of five dangerously energetic actors!

Booking via external agent




15th- 27th Nov 2016

Over 30 plays, dances pieces, comedy shows, kids shows and films



Tues 29th Nov to Sun 4th Dec

Venturewolf present