THE LONDON COMEDY COURSE train over 300 comics a year and use headline comics who play venues such as 'Jongleurs' as tutors.  5* rated for the past three years by

All courses are aimed at the beginner and range from 3 hour taster sessions to 6 week Monday evening courses with a showcase at the end.

Recent students have won numerous competitions including LOADED magazine  comic of the year.   Great thing to try for fun, for a hobby or as many of our students found a new source of income and career.

We are happy that THE LONDON COMEDY COURSE have been based in our venue for it's 5th  year now.

See   for full info    PRICES FROM £45


Thurs 25th Jan FREE to 9.30pm


A night for local dog owners to meet (we are limiting it to 20 woofers). Abba our theatre dog will be manning the bar, it will be chaos but fun. Dogs can run around off lead and we have a garden area for poo poo and lots of doggy treats. Cheap theatre bar! You don't even need a dog to come along, just like them and be prepared to give lots of cuddles. from 6.30pm to 9pm. Front gate locked so dogs can roam outside freely. Just call the theatre on 0208 694 1888 to be let in.  Sorry no children under 14 at this event and must be with an adult.


Sat 27th  & Sun 28th Jan    8pm Sat & 6pm Sunday  £16.50  (Over 18)

Seagull & Wolf Productions present


Extra show added 1pm on Sunday 28th  and also sold out

THE LAST FIVE YEARS by Jason Robert Brown

The Last Five Years, by Tony award winning composer and lyricist Jason Robert Brown, is a musical portrayal of a love affair and a marriage taking place over a five year period. Jamie is a young, up and coming Jewish novelist who falls in love with Cathy, a struggling actress. We witness the most intimate and challenging moments of Jamie and Cathy’s relationship play out as they experience both the passion and trials of a relationship on the brink.

Tickets from external agent

Sat 27th   7.30pm  (Doors 7pm)

Sun 28th  5.30pm  (Doors 5pm)


LGBT event 

Sat 3rd Feb  from 8pm  

TRANSISTER presents TS99

Transister is back Back by popular demand. Entry is by invite only so please mail us to register interest and you will be contacted. Entry is £7 before 10pm and £10 thereafter , no entry after midnight. Music supplied by parrot Hilton and Jezebel. Early evening will be an eclectic mix of Balearic grooves progressing on to the usual deep tech vibes as the night goes on. Please note this is a social and dance event only. Changing room and free parking outside. 


Tue 6th Feb 8pm £10


Join us for a night of top class comedy with MC Lenny Sherman "LOADED" comic of the year.

tickets: book here

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Sat 10th Feb 10am - 2pm £45


A 3 hour beginners comedy workshop taught by a headline comic where you will learn joke writing and mic and stage techniques.



Weds 14th to Sunday 18th Feb    8pm   (Sunday 7pm)    £15.00  (members £5)

TWELFTH NIGHT by Shakespeare

directed by Harry Denford

ALL FEMALE CAST   'I am all the daughters of my father's house, And all the brothers too.' Twelfth Night is a tale of unrequited love – hilarious and heartbreaking. Twins are separated in a shipwreck, and forced to fend for themselves in a strange land. 

Tickets can be booked online HERE


Sat 17th & Sun 18th Feb   noon - 5pm  £49  (2 day course)


Did you know our training centre is a well known casting suite for theatre and film productions and used by many companies to find actors/performers each week

Did you know that a number of our  students with no previous acting skills have been cast in professional theatre, film and TV productions as they have been spotted by our casting director while in training. 

We have decided to do a special 2 day intense course which will give you the skills to  act and do well at castings for both theatre and TV.

Past students last year have had professional lead roles in Miss Julie, Lolita and a Kids show at the Stag Theatre in Sevenoaks.  

Course Covers

* You will given two Shakespeare speeches working with our theatre director and casting director for 'Shakespeare in the Park' (one comical and one serious) to get you to performance and drama school audition standard.

*You will learn one modern speech and perform various scenes both scripted and improvised from plays.

*You will perform a scene from a well known Chekhov play and scenes from a 'Brechtian' style play

*  You will learn to act and sight read to the camera

* Basic stage fighting skills

*You will work on voice and accents.

* You will look at skills needed for panto, late 19th century plays and easy ways to learn lines and team acting exercises.

This course is aimed at the beginner  to acting although useful for actors wishing to get into acting and also a chance to be seen for castings


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Sat 3rd and Sun 4th March  £10.50  (members £5)

South London Players present   (Amateur Dramatic production)


A selection of playlettes written by the cast, some comical and some dramatic.   This local group once again returns after their succesful run of 'Number 28 Deptford' last year.  


Fri 9th to Sun 11th March  £11


This is well good and one of the birds playing one of the birds in it, was in the KFC advert over Christmas.