THE LONDON COMEDY COURSE train over 300 comics a year and use headline comics who play venues such as 'Jongleurs' as tutors.  5* rated for the past three years by

All courses are aimed at the beginner and range from 3 hour taster sessions to 6 week Monday evening courses with a showcase at the end.

Recent students have won numerous competitions including LOADED magazine  comic of the year.   Great thing to try for fun, for a hobby or as many of our students found a new source of income and career.

We are happy that THE LONDON COMEDY COURSE have been based in our venue for it's third year now.

See   for full info    PRICES FROM £45


Sunday 19th Oct 9pm  £17.50 (doors 8.30pm)


Once again we bring you the tantalising guitar sounds from Verge with Requel Avana (Amor de Dios) Madrid plus special guest dancers for  a night of unique flamenco and song in air conditioned comfort and intimate surroundings  This full show includes a pre show Tapas box (4 dishes) and bottle of Cruzcampo.  Be warned this show sells out fast.  




Tues 21st Oct to Sun 26th Oct  8pm (Sun 5pm)

HURRICANE HILL by Chris Leicester


Hurricane Hill and the worst storm in years.......
 At the isolated house of a famous recluse a stranger arrives and a past will finally be faced. Which life is more valuable; that of a child or a brother-in-arms?

Given the regiment he was in, what Paul Glover had to do that night in Afghanistan might just have passed for the ordinary, but lurking in the shadows, life had dealt its hand and now the weight of his actions would materialise - with utterly destructive consequences.

£12  (members £5) to book call our box office on 0208 694 1888

BOOK ONLINE HERE  credit card booking incurs 50p per ticket card fee


Tues 28th & Weds 29th Oct   8pm  

Tickets £13.20 / £8.80 under 12's                (Members £5)

(Suitable for children 6 years and over)

In association with THE STAG THEATRE, Sevenoaks


This funny and scary pantomime for kids and adults will have you laughing loud and singing along with all the songs. Come Dressed for Halloween. Chloe & Sebastian's Puss gets stuck in the 'Cupboard Under the Stairs' Going in after her slip into the Nether World! There they meet lots of scary, creepy and funny characters: Ghouls, Ghosts, Witches, Bats and Spiders; get captured by Demons face the Devil who's ready to make them his devilish companions.
Can they escape the Devil and get home before Mum gets back and they get into serious trouble!

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Please note the above includes credit card booking fee.  if you pay cash at the box office, the tickets are £12.50 and £8


Tues 4th Nov to Sun 16th Nov


Two weeks of new plays, dance, stand up comedy & live music lasting no more then one hour and new shows each night



Thurs 6th Nov   9pm  £10 /£7 concs


The songs and emotions of Paris and Piaf

Tickets via external agent


Tues 11th Nov  8.45pm (doors 8.15pm)     £3


In Italian with Subtitles

Afilmmaker recalls his childhood, when he fell in love with the movies at his village's cinema and formed a deep friendship with the theatre's projectionist.

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Tues 11th & Weds 12th Nov

2 Day ACTING COURSE -  £110

Did you know our training centre is a well known casting suite for theatre and film productions and used by many companies to find actors/performers each week

Did you know that a number of our  students with no previous acting skills have been cast in professional theatre, film and TV productions as they have been spotted by our casting director while in training. 

We have decided to do a special 2 day intense course which not only will give you the skills to  act and do well at castings for both theatre and TV.

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* You will given two Shakespeare speeches working with our theatre director and casting director for 'Shakespeare in the Park' (one comical and one serious) to get you to performance and drama school audition standard.

*You will learn one modern speech and perform various scenes both scripted and improvised from plays.

*You will perform a scene from a well known Chekhov play and scenes from a 'Brechtian' style play

*  You will learn to act and sight read to the camera

*You will be given an emotional recall to perform and work on voice and accents.

* You will look at skills needed for panto, late 19th century plays and easy ways to learn lines and team acting exercises.

This course is aimed at the beginner  to acting although useful for actors wishing to get into acting and also a chance to be seen for castings

Price for course is £110

To book call 0208 694 1888

or book online

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13th - 15th Nov  7pm £14

4:48 PSYCHOSIS by Sarah Kane

Following last year's sell out, it's back! Tickets £14

Tickets from external agent


Thurs 27th to Sat 29th Nov 8pm

CLUB CLASS  The aviation Comedy

Join a cast of 5 dressed as cabin crew yet playing everyone form pilots to passengers, baggage handlers to bits of the Airbus A320 on this charter flight of hell to the Algarve. Written by a headline comic and former airline pilot, this show has now been seen at over 180 theatres around the UK in the last 9 years and was voted in the top 10 new plays by 'The Times' in 2005.  Performed in the Brechtian style, feel free to come in fancy dress as pilots, sexy cabin crew or holiday makers. Prizes for best effort.   This will be the third time this show has come to our theatre and it sells out every time so book early.

Top 5 new plays in 2005 according to THE TIMES

It is set to the music of STEPS or Thin Lizzy depending on what crew is roistered that day.

Over 18's only.   Runs 2 hours with interval.

Tickets £12.50  (Members £5 Thurs performance only)

box office 0208 694 1888

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Tues 2nd December - Sun 7th December   8pm (5pm Sunday) 

A Chunk of Chekhov

The Bear and The Proposal

'Not for love...' says one and ...'not for money' says the other. Yet here we are with two plays and two men who find themselves presented with a situation they never foresaw. A feast of farce and a chunk of Chekhov brought to The London Theatre for one week only.  Directed by Grace Smith 

Tickets £12 (no concession) booking via external agent only


Tues 13th  Jan to Sunday 25th Jan   8pm  (5pm Sunday) No show Monday

LULU by Frank Wedekind

The story traces the decline and fall of a young woman possessed of a fatal combination of overpowering sexuality and innocence. As she passes through Berlin and Parisian high society to the streets of London, she roundly destroys and is ultimately destroyed by her lovers. Lulu moved through high society in Germany and Paris, through four husbands, as every man she encountered fell at her feet. The elfin character, who was also pursued throughout by a lesbian countess, started life as a prostitute at the tender age of 10 and ended the production the same way. Lulu, fleeing from the men who had fallen victim to her ruthless charm, was also met by Jack the Ripper as she prowled the streets.

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Tues 27th to Fri 30th Jan      8pm   £13   (members £5)

Box office 0208 694 1888


Wed 11th  March to Weds 18th March   8pm  (5pm Sunday) No show Monday


Two plays connected by one character focusing on the lesser known true stories of Nazi Germany. In the first we meet see the relationship between well known Jewish song writer Frank Hollander and 'Putzi' Ernst Hanfstaengal, an American who helped finance Hitler's Nazi party. The first set in the cabaret club owned by Hollander takes you through the doors and to experience the music and the dancing girls of 1930's Germany including the songs of Hollander. We also learn about the lives of those dancing girls focusing on a young Polish girl, in Germany to make some money and her capture and use as a polish sex slave in the second of the two plays 'Joy Division' which was written in 2004 and has been seen at a number of UK theatres including in 2013, was selected for the RADA play festival. Set in a camp connected to one of the larger worker camps, we see the lives of Nazi sex slaves and see how some shared the same disgusting views on the Jews as their Nazi masters held.

5* remote goat

Tickets £15    (Members £5  Weds & Thurs Performances)