THE LONDON COMEDY COURSE train over 300 comics a year and use headline comics who play venues such as 'Jongleurs' as tutors.  5* rated for the past three years by

All courses are aimed at the beginner and range from 3 hour taster sessions to 6 week Monday evening courses with a showcase at the end.

Recent students have won numerous competitions including LOADED magazine  comic of the year.   Great thing to try for fun, for a hobby or as many of our students found a new source of income and career.

We are happy that THE LONDON COMEDY COURSE have been based in our venue for it's 5th  year now.

See   for full info    PRICES FROM £45


Thurs 21st to Sun 24th Sept  8pm (5pm Sun)  £12.50 


Written by  Mark Webb

A satirical expose of current political issues with conversations and interactions among Trump family members and associates. Plus a simulated jury trial brought against Donald Trump for crimes committed while in office using real US trial lawyers. These crimes focus primarily on the illegal acceptance of money in exchange for political favors as well as the crime of obstruction of justice.

Box office 0208 694 1888 or book HERE


FETISH WEEK 26th to 30th Sept

Two shows, one a play and the other a dance and voice piece looking at aspects of the Fetish Scene

Tues 26th & Weds 27th   8pm   £10.50  (members £5)


An amazing journey through bdsm via dance, voice, music and beat poetry, showing all aspects of this lifestyle with three performers recreating the people and types of fetish in the scene. A stage of whips, chains and suspension create a platform for the performers to work around and use. Don't expect 50 Shades as this is about the real people and lifestyle.  Sensual play, kitten, human furniture, suspension, knife play, sub space, ponyplay, domestic service, collaring, money cow, online, femdom, Japanese rope bondage, gimp, munches, breath play, rubber doll, wrestling, foot worship, uniforms and role play.  

All these and more are covered using real stories from real people in the scene.



Tairi Joe

Orla Saunders

Ashlin Dunne

Directed by Harry Denford & movement by Tairi Joe

 Book online HERE or call box office on 0208 694 1888


Thurs 28th to Sat 30th Sept  8pm   £11



Martin visits Helda every Thursday.  For years he's been getting his kicks from spanks, gags and domination.  But tonight something has changed.  Martin wants to play a different game but Helda insists that the rules stay the same.  Martin invites Helda to take a risk, but not in the way she is used to.  LIFE BOAT is a play that involves itself in sex, intimacy and our need for human connection along with our fears and resistance to attachment.  It asks the question: Is Life really too short?  And if it is, what's love got to do with it?

 Tickets via extenal agent


Sunday  1st Oct 5.30pm to 8.30pm    £45   (members £25)


Join this 3 hour workshop taught by headline comics from The London Comedy Course

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Tues 3rd Oct 8pm £10  (members £3)


MC Glen Sherman and a host of acts

Box office 0208 694 1888   or book online Here 

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Weds 4th & Thurs 5th Oct     £10  (members £5)   8pm Over 18 only

Russian Dreams present

JOY DIVISION - the Nazi Sex Slaves Story

Warning: Contains text of a sensitive nature  

In the 70s and early 80s, the well-known Manchester band, Joy Division, took their name from events had nothing to do with joy. The name comes from forced labour camps in Nazi Germany. In these camps, thousands of young women, Polish Catholic mostly were used as sex slaves for German officers before they went to fight on the Russian front. They were also used by German guards in a odd logic that by providing a pretty women, it would stop the male camp gaurds having any sexual urges towards the male Jewish and homosexual inmates. Many of these girls shared the same hatred of the Jews as the Nazi's, as they saw them as just having to wait on tables or just clean, not knowing what was really happening in other camps. 

These young girls, known as 'Feld Hure' (Field Whores), underwent daily 'enjoyment duty' where three bad reports were met with brutal levels of punishment. The question is, in such dire circumstances, do humans take solace in the companionship of others suffering the same fate? Or does an individual's supposed submission give them greater dominance and a longer shelf life? We then see the same girls in a brothel today. This play has been seen at numerous theatres since 2003 including performed by RADA in 2013

BOX OFFICE  0208 694 1888  book online here  


Sat 14th & Sun 15Oct    1pm - 6pm  £49  (2 day course)


Did you know our training centre is a well known casting suite for theatre and film productions and used by many companies to find actors/performers each week

Did you know that a number of our  students with no previous acting skills have been cast in professional theatre, film and TV productions as they have been spotted by our casting director while in training. 

We have decided to do a special 2 day intense course which will give you the skills to  act and do well at castings for both theatre and TV.

Past students last year have had professional lead roles in Miss Julie, Lolita and a Kids show at the Stag Theatre in Sevenoaks.  

Course Covers

* You will given two Shakespeare speeches working with our theatre director and casting director for 'Shakespeare in the Park' (one comical and one serious) to get you to performance and drama school audition standard.

*You will learn one modern speech and perform various scenes both scripted and improvised from plays.

*You will perform a scene from a well known Chekhov play and scenes from a 'Brechtian' style play

*  You will learn to act and sight read to the camera

* Basic stage fighting skills

*You will work on voice and accents.

* You will look at skills needed for panto, late 19th century plays and easy ways to learn lines and team acting exercises.

This course is aimed at the beginner  to acting although useful for actors wishing to get into acting and also a chance to be seen for castings

Call 0208 694 1888 to book

or book on line  HERE 

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Tues 24th to Sat 28th Oct      £12      8pm

A WHITE MAN'S TALE  by Andy Rothery   

A senior police officer responsible for co-ordinating the policing on the ground during the Battle of Lewisham in the 1970's is forced to confront his own values and attitude to race.  Written by local writer Andy Rothery

Box office 0208 694 1888


Friday 3rd NOV 8pm

Lizzy Huxley and friends present a night of pur Burlesque, book early for this one

Sat 4th &Sun 5th Nov    8pm Sat  & 3pm & 6pm Sunday  £10.50  (members £5)

South London Players present   (Amateur Dramatic production)


The story of a plot of land in Deptford and its change of use from Roman times up to the present HIPSTER generation.  A great history of Deptford performed in playlettes showing 8 periods in local history and devised by members of this local amateur dramatic club


13th to 26th Nov   

Come and put your play / dance / comedy or film on for one night with theatre hire rates from £20 and you take all the box office money over this two weeks. 


Sun 26th Nov  4.30pm



Russian Dreams present supported by THE RUSSIAN NATIONAL TOURIST BOARD

Fri 1st to Sun 3rd Dec 8pm (5pm Sun)    £12.50    (members £5)


In 1905, the Grand Duke Sergei Alexandrovich, the uncle of the last Russian Czar Nicholas II, was  assassinated by terrorists: a group of Russian Socialist-Revolutionaries. The Just is based on this true story described in Memoirs of a Terrorist by Boris Savinkov (“Kaliayev ” in the play).


Sun 10th Dec (External event we run)  10am to 4pm


BEXLEYHEATH ACADEMY, Graham Road Entrance, Bexleyheath, Kent, DA6  7EG

Fun for all the family, 20 fully scenic model railways, lots of trade stands, model demos. One of the Largest model railway shows in the South East with gauges from T to O gauge.    Pre booked tickets avilable.   Free onsite parking and bus 89 direct from Lewisham stop outside.   Venue is behind ASDA in central Bexleyheath. 

Tickets  Adults £6 (£4.95 if pre booked)   Child 3 to 16 and OAP over 60  £5 (£3.95 if pre booked)    Family  £15 up to 2 adults and 2 children  (£12 if pre booked)  

Box Office  0208 694 1888 or buy online HERE


Tues 12th to Sat 16th Dec      8pm    £12 (members £5)

The House of Bernarda Alba by Lorca

Upon her second husband's death, domineering matriarch Bernarda Alba imposes an eight-year mourning period on her household in accordance with her family tradition. Bernarda has five daughters, aged between 20 and 39, whom she has controlled inexorably and prohibited from any form of relationship.